In the spring of 2016
The moon was supposed to turn green,
But it stayed a resolute shade of cream,
A moon conspirators green dream.
In 1969
NASA committed a crime,
They faked the moon landings at the time
According people who’d had too much wine.
In 1989 Wallace a Gromit gave us a tease,
As they flew to a moon made of cheese,
loaded up their ship with as much as they could heave,
And had it on crackers whenever they pleased.
In 2002
Someone decided to issue,
A statement that aliens lived in the moon.
They had a base hidden in a crater,
And would be sure to see us later,
As they would be invading us quite soon.
And every month to be had,
The moon makes us go mad,
Leading to the word ‘lunacy’
But also these moon conspiracy theories!!
Tanya Feasey.
